Sardarji jokes

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar : Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR


Manager asked to sardar at an interview
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Sardar replied: -P-O-S-T-B-O-X.


After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?


One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village???
Sardar: no sir, only small Babies!!!


Lecturer: write a note on Gandhi Jayanthi
So Sardar writes, "Gandhi was a great man, but I don't know who is Jayanthi.


Sardar was doing experiment with cockroach, first he cut it's one leg and told WALK. WALK. Cockroach walked. Then he cut its second leg and told the same. Cockroach walked. Then cut the third leg and did the same. At last he cut its fourth leg and ordered it walk! But cockroach didn't walk. Suddenly sardar said loudly, "I found it. If we cut cockroach's four legs, it becomes deaf.



When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.


Sardar went in a hotel. To wash hands he went to the washbasin. There he started washing the basin. Seeing this, the manager asked what was he doing. Sardar pointed towards the board "WASH BASIN"


Interviewer: just imagine you're in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Sardar : it's simple. I will stop my imagination!!!


A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u
know what the business was? . . . .. . . . . .. . . He opened a Saloon
in Punjab!

A Sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body's face in a funeral
function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said
"SMILE PLEASE"

Sardarji gets ready, wears tie, coat, goes out, climbs tree, and sits on

the branch regularly. A man asks why he does this. Sardarji: "I've been
promoted as branch manager."

Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open
mouth................. Because his doctor advised him "Today's dinner
should be light"

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college. U know
Why? Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking...

Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants.

Servant: It's already raining. Sardar: So what take an umbrella and go.

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will
come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, whatever u order first will come
first.

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet

Sardar: - Why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it....

Sardar's wish: when I die, I wana die like my grandpa who died
peacefully in his sleep not screaming like all d passengers in d bus he
was driving..

A man asked sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in
the morning. Sardarji replied ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. The Chinese friend just
says "CHIN YU YAN" and dies. Sardarji goes 2 china 2 find meaning of
friends last words. It is 'U R STANDNG ON the OXGN TUBE!"

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His
wife asked what you are doing. He said-I am seeing how I look while
sleeping.

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it? Guess
what...---To avoid side effect!!!




Man: Sardarji where were u born?
Sardarji: Punjab.
Man: Which part?
Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai,(part,part for what) whole body is born in Punjab".

IN COURT during a case:
Lawyer to Sardar: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke
Sardar: yeh kya, Sita pe haath lagaya to court me bulaiya. ab
kehte ho gita pe haath rakho.....

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I don't know how
she got my number, She interrupts whenever I call someone and says
"please recharge your card"

Guys i hope ure aware of tis read this QUIZ CAREFULLY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!1


Good 4 u if u get thru..........




Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest trying to win prize money of Rs.1 crore



The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?
A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150
Sardar says "I will skip this"



2) In which country are the Panama hats made?
A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR
Sardar asks for help from the University students



3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?
A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER
Sardar asks for help from general public



4) Which of these was King George VI first name?
A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL
Sardar asks for lucky cards



5) The Canary islands , in the Pacific Ocean , has its name based on
which animal:
A) CANARY BIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT
Sardar gives up.
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If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at Sardar's replies, then
please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453



2) The Panama hat is made in Equador



3) The October revolution is celebrated in November
4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.



5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of the
puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again

On behalf of,
Manmohan Singh, PM, India


think about youself how deep water in you are.......:) :)

Great jokes, but instead of specific names just use 'a','b' etc., bcoz to avoid hurts and this is basic rules for jokes.Waiting for more more jokes with this method from all...