Dank router

I have a dank router that I can not alter (portforward) it in any way. Would want to hear whether there is a kind of program that can run outside on the router so I do not need to worry dank upload / download speeds (no, not p2p) and so I can host games on the web? If this is possible, of course.

All your traffic goes through your router, so in such case I would not think that it is possible.

How fast is your connection? This is not necessarily the router's sake.

2 Mbit

But it is not so bad that I can not upload quickly .. Would just like to host WC3 :)

Assume that means 2 Mbit download, how much is upload then?
And nowadays is 2 Mbit download available, sorry.

I had a Cisco router that I could not change (Although I forwarded it ignored it and went back to the default) so I phoned in to my ISP and spent a couple of big words, 2 days after I got a new router, which could be without forwards problems.

Try to call / write to your ISP and hear them, and if you have a choice then I had the great pleasure of ZyXEL routers.