Crappiest Wii Games

[Mr. Boo Bear]

Lets make the list of worst Wii games.

Ninjabread Man

Ninjabread Man deserves special mention for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Being Totally Depressing. This platform game is so bad that its very existence boggles the mind. The graphics look 'first-gen PlayStation and the unresponsive gameplay makes us woozy.

Alvin and the Chipmunks

Alvin and the Chipmunks serves as a touching retrospective of everything that is wrong with the Wii so far. Like Girigirissu, it will scare your face off. Like Balls of Fury, it's licensed and horrible. The music may be the worst part, but the game's thorough and consistent badness eventually gels together as a surreal fantasy. After teasing you with multiple stages and story sequences, you're kicked back to the main menu after you beat the last song.

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1. Rock University Presents: TNBBTV
In this sing-along game, you direct the Nickelodeon-themed stars as they embark on a tour supposedly filled with ups and downs. Much like Rock Band, you sing along to a variety of songs. Unlike Rock Band, most of them are forgettable.


2. Balls of Fury

Balls of Fury is a joy to play. It brings me the kind of happiness that makes me glad that I actively seek out and play bad games. You play as some guy who rises up the ranks in an underground table tennis world tour, and it's all impossibly unfunny. Supposedly, you're able to swing the Wii Remote in a number of ways to use a variety of shots against your opponent. If you try this, though, you will lose.
with sloppy controls, ridiculously bad character design, no fatalities and most importantly, no fun.


3. Chicken Shoot

A better name for this game would be Chicken Crap. This game is nothing more than a poorly condensed Flash game, reconfigured to "work" with the Wii remote. That's a term we use very loosely, because most of the time you won't even hit the targets you' aim at.

4. Ten Pin Alley 2

The five game modes more or less feel the same', the gameplay is almost completely broken and the in-game characters look like they'd rather be doing something else.

5. Spy Games Elevator Mission

There's no question that Spy Games: Elevator Mission is one of the worst first-person shooters ever made. You go from floor to floor, shooting whatever bad guys come at you while moving in a straight line. There's no awesome weapons, no multiplayer, no nothing.

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Game Party 2

Midway's second party-game failed to entertain us. None of the activities are fun, and most of them are repeats from the first game. In that regard, the game should've been called "Game Party Plus, Because We Were Too Lazy To Make a Quality Sequel".

Calvin Tucker's Redneck Jamboree

None of the activities are fun, and the cover art is borderline offensive.It's enough to make you sit back and wonder just what some people are thinking.

Pool Party (Southpeak Games)

This pool game offers the ability to tune your shots and play a variety of games. Unfortunately, the controls never work to your advantage and the camera view is so hard to adjust that you can't see the table half of the time.

MLB Superstars

MLB Superstars takes several of the sport's biggest names and drags them in the mud through such horrible activities as Baseball Bocci, Baseball Golf and Baseball Pachinko. The gameplay is tiring and the presentation is below-average.

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London Taxi: Rush Hour (Bold Games)

Crazy Taxi, this is not. Although the concept mimics Sega's extreme arcade racer (motor through a traffic-filled city and pick up pedestrians), London Taxi moves incredibly slow and looks like a game put together by a drunken art student.

SPOGS Racing

Miserable-looking visuals, poor gameplay and absolutely no variety in the vehicles make this pitiful effort crash and burn.

Dave Mirra BMX Challenge

It's so bad that you can't even perform tricks properly. Just walk away, Mirra. Get back to real BMX-ing.

Army Men: Soldier of Misfortune

This military action game fails on all fronts, from its unappealing gameplay to its muddy graphics and bland weapon selection. Buy this and you'll experience great Misfortune.