All best SMS Text Messages

[Abbe]

This thread is made for all the mobile freaks....

I will provide you all the Best Text Messages to you all as everyone need for that on the special event...

SO Enjoy...!

[Abbe]

Funny/joke Message

Maalik to Naukar
Sahab:
Tum bathroom main qun ghus ayee,
kiya tumhein pta nahee tha ky main nahaa rahaa hun?
naukar:
sahab galatee ho gaee,
mein samjhaa tha begum sahibaa naha rahee hain;-)


Cricket match, Wife and husband

Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi,
husband smart banke aya or bola,
“DARLING MEIN KAISA LAG RAHA HU?”
tabhi wife zorse chillayi’
CHAKKAAAA!!!




Dulha Apney Dost Sey Shadi key din
Yaar Koee Aisee Baat Btao Jo
Mein Apnee Bewi Sy Jaatay Hee Kahon
Tou Wo Heyraan Ho Jay.
Dost:Tum Jaatay He Apnee Bewi Ko Talaak Dey Daynaa!



Essay on my best friend

Bubblo nay ENGLISH k paper k liye
“MY BESY FRIEND” ka essay tayar kia
lakin paper mai “MY FATHER” ka essay a gaya.
Ab us nay socha k “MY BEST FRIEND” ka essay he likhta ho lakin
FRIEND k jaga FATHER ka word likh don ga.
Ab ESSAY kuch u tha.

“Father are everywhere but good father rare very rare.
I have so many father but my best father is MR.Hassan.
He is my neighbour.
He often comes to my house
and my Mother likes him very much.”



LIFE JOKE

Zindagi Mai ek Larkee Itni Pyaree Lagee
Us Ky Hath Kee Daal B Hamen Niharee Lagee
Jany Kia Jaduu Tha Usky Personality Mai K
Married Honay Kay Bawajood Hamein Kunwaree Lagee


Before marriage, After marriage

*Love b4 Marriage*
Janu…tum nahe to mei nahe,
mei nahe to tum nahe…

*Love after Marriage*
“baghairta”…Aj tu nahe ya me nahe



Song in different languages

HINDI:

A Kya Bolti Tu ?
A Kya Mai Bolu ?
Sun
Suna
Ati Kya Khandala ?
Kya karu Ake mai Khandala ?
Are Ghumenge, nachenge, gayenge Aish karenge or kya

URDU

AAP KUCH BOLEIN?
HUM KYA BOLEIN??
MULAIZA FARMAYEIN
IRSHAD
TASHREEF LAYEINGI KHANDALA?
KYA KAREIN HUM KHANDALA TASHREEF LAAKE??
ARRE GHOOMEINGE, NAACHEINGE, NAGMEIN SUNAYEINGE, TAFREE KAREINGE OR
KYA!!

ENGLISH:

Aye what do you say?
Aye what should I say?
Listen.
Speak on.
Coming to khandala?
What should I do, coming to khandala?
We’ll roam, we’ll loaf, we’ll sing, we’ll dance we�ll
freak, baby,what else?

SANSKRIT :

This is too good
Aye balike, twam katham kathisyasi
Aye balakah aham kim kathisyamh
Shrinvasi!
Shrunha
Kim twam khandaalaa agchasyasi
Aham kim kurwasyami khandaalayeh
gamisyami, bhramisyami, nryuthyami, gaayami, maja
karishma, kim karishyam …….


Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
.
.
.
.
Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”



SARDAR Joke

Two Punjabi's Mummy Film Daykh Rahay They..
Film Khatam Huee To Donon Kahny Lgy.
Lay Dus Aaa Kee Film Hoee
Film Khatam Ho Gaee Par SULTAN RAHi Naee Ayaa..



Santa Banta

Santa: What'z da name of ur car?
Banta: I dont know bt it startz with "T"
Santa: Kamal ay yaar tayri gaddee tea naal start hundee hy, apni ty Petrol naal start hundee hey.



Wat iz confidence?
10 boys decided to propose a grl
9 boyz came wth Roses,
1 boy came with
"MOLVI"

This is confidence...!




Bartender: I Think U Had Enuf Sir !
Drunk: I Just Lost My Wife, friend !
Bartender: Well, It Must Be Hard Losing A Wife
Drunk: It Waz Almost Impossible ......lolz->



Teacher, student and kiss


Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,
1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi…
BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..



Aagar Raat Ko koi…


Agar raat ko koi Aapke kamre me Aaye,
Tumhare Badan ko chume,
Gaalo ko kiss kare,
toh Romantic maat bano,
.
.
.
.
“MOSPEL” lagao MACHHAR BHAGAO…

[Abbe]

LOVE/ROMANTIC MESSAGES

Give Lips to one

Give laugh to all but smile to one,
Give cheeks to all but lips to one,
Give love to all but Heart to one,
Let everybody love you
But you love one


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Tary laboon ko choo loon wo sham a jiay
Tary pyar main bahny ka paigham a jiay
Yah zindagi to hy tare amanat
Bas mary naam kay sath tara naam a jiay


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Look at sun and you see time.


Look at sun and you see time.
Look in heart and you see love.
Look in eyes and you see life.
Look at your mobile and
you see who’s thinking of u!
It’s me.

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Mana kah tary dil main koi aur makeen hay
Pr phir b tu mara aqeeda aur yaqeen hay
Yah aaina tujy mare khabar nahi dyga
Aa dakh mari aankh se tu kitna haseen hay

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My love for you is like water


My love for you is like water,
Falling countless…
The beating of my heart,
For you is so heavy and soundless,
The feeling of being in your arm is so
Precious and endless.


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Diz iz a moon which learns 4rm u,
Dat iz a sun which respects u,
There r stars which shine 4 u,
& here� Its me who live 4 u.


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Close to my heart

Sometimes My eyes get jealous of my Heart!!!
You Know Why?
Because…..
You Always Remain close to my HEART
n far from my EYES.


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My heart iz made 2 luv u,
My lipz are made 2 kis u,
My eyez are made 2 see u,
My handz are made 2 hold yu �..
Every time i wantz u,
May b becoz I was made just 4 u!!


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I love my life when U are in it

my eyes when U look into them,
I love my name when U say it,

I love my heart when U love it,
I love my life when U are in it.


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I have a heart & dat iz true,
But nw it haz gone frm meee 2 yu,
So care for it just like I do,
Becoz I have no heart & U have two.


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With a girl who’s in my heart…

Till the end of time…
In a world so close to me…
I’m just so in love…
With a girl who’s in my heart…
I Love U…




TERI YAAD

Chandani raat me our bhi shiddat se aaye gi us ki yaad
Behtar hai faraz so jana sham se pehle.

[Abbe]

Good Night/Greeting Message

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Phir kisi pyaas ke sehra mein mujhe neend aaye.

Aur mein khawab mein mangoon Tujhe" paani ki trah...!!"

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Thakanpur se fresh nagar jaane wali Nindiya Express bedfoam pe kharri hai Aapse guzarish hai k apne qeemti sapne sath le kar sawaar hojaen. Good Night!""

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Silence & Smile are two powerful tools.

Smile is the way to Solve many problems & silence is the way to avoid many problems. GOOD NIGHT!"

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Bus chali Jhatka laga 1 pathan 1 larki pr gira

Larki boli:

Badtameez Kya kr rhay ho?

Pathan bola:

G Peshawar University sy B.Com kr rha hoon... Gud nite

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Dunia main rah kr sapnon mein kho jao.
Kisi ko apna bana lo r kisi ky ho jao.
Agr kuch b na kr sako to ay dost.
Mounh main choosni lo aur so jao.

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G. Go 2 Bed
O. Off d Lights
O. Out O Tension
D. Dreams Come
N. Nice Sleep
I. Ignore Worries
G. Get Up Early
H. Have A Nice Day
T. Thank God Always

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Good night my very special friend, I pray u lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring u,Much love and happiness.
do not think of me...i m in ur eyez.

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Our Life Begins With Our Cry...
Our Life Ends With Others' Cry...
Utilize This Gap & Laugh As Much As Psbl B/W Dese Cries!
KeepIng Alwayz!
Good Night

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4 A Nice Frnd Nice Night
4 A Sweet Frnd Sweet Night
4 A Loving Frnd Lovly Night
4 A Heartly Frnd Hertly Night
4 A Good Frnd "Good Night"

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At this moment 3.7 Millions are sleeping,2.3 Millions are falling in Love,4.1 Million are eating & only one cute person in the whole world is reading my SMS....Good Night!!!

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A shining ANGEL standz beside yr bed,
Calling yr sweeet Name soo softly,
Throwing flowerz on YU
And saying Gud Night n Sweeet Dreamz.

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Excuse meeeee,
Ager ap abhee soyeee nahee ho
or sms parhh rahay ho tou
"Gud Nite"
Aur agar aap so gaye ho
aur sms subah parho gay to phir
"Good Morning"

[Sitesh]

• Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel, and not how u let go but how u hold on....
  
• Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful...
  
• Its so hard 2 lose some1 that is 99% cute, 98%sweet, 95% loving, 90% talented n 100% down 2 earth. That? s me! what a waste if u lose me....
  
• The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u....
  
• IF u erase this msg it means u LUV me, if u keep it u WANT me, if u simply ignore it, u really ADORE me! so, what r u going to do?..
  
• Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter. a summer too... but there? will never be.... another you!
  
• A ring is round & has no end.... & that's how long I'll be Ur friend...
  
• I May Not Be a clock That may Text U 24hrs a Day But My Heart Will be Like a Clock That will not s2p Caring & Saying U r always Remembered. Take Care.
  
• Everyday I see Lots of Strangers Passing By me, This makes me realized that, Life would be BORING, Without A person Like U...
  
• I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realized that loving a friend is even better, we lose people we love but we never lose true friends.
  
• A memory lasts 4ever, & never does it die. True friends stay 2gether & never say good bye.
  
• Meeting U was fate, becoming Ur friend was choice, but falling in love with U was completely out of my control...
  
• Friendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.
  
• If 2 hearts r meant 2 b friends,No matter how long it takes,How far they go,How tough it seems,Fate will bring them together,2 share FRIENDSHIP 4 EVER.
  
• why do we close our eyes when we pray? when we cry? when we dream? when we kiss? coz,we know dat most beautiful things in life r not seen but felt by heart...
  
• Nothing is to say nothing is to wish....where u live u live happy this is my pray....
  
• Never Blame any Day In Your Life. Good Days Give You Happiness. Bad Days Give You Experience. Both Are Essential In Life. All Are God's Blessings.
  
• The sun had risen from the east & birds r singing happily & butterflies R around the flowers. It is time to wake up & give a big yawning & say gd morning to u..
  
• FAJR improves complexion ZOHR increases income ASR improves health MAGRIB makes good futur 4 ur children ISHA provides peaceful sleep...
  
• ap ko bhul jaon namumkin si baat ha ap ko na ho yaqeen yeh aur baat ha jab tak rehay gi sans tab tak raho ga yadd yeh sans toot jaey aur baat ha...
  
• Jab dekho to dil karta hai pakar lo Jab pakar lo to dil katra hai daba do Jab daba do to dil karta hai choos lo kyon K Saal mein ek bar ata hai "AAM"
  
• GOLDEN WORDS Kabhi"ZINDGI" main kisi k liye mat "RONA" Q k wo tumhary"ANSUON"k qabilnahi hoga Or"WO"jo is qabilhoga, Wo tumhe"RONAY" nahi dega.
  
• Happy Happy Allways HappyDo u know , what is the meaning of HAPPY H-hum A- ap ko P- pal P- pal Y- yad krty hai...

[vrfranks]

Hi Moon,

My friend is going to sleep.

Tell 2 ur's brother sun to raise

2Morow late becoz my friend wants More relax.

Good Night